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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ChevyHuny, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. ChevyHuny

    ChevyHuny 1/2 ton status

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    <font color="blue"> A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
    "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
    The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
    "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
    "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......

    .......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play. </font>
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play

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  3. k5ntexas

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    Nuff Said.
     

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