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Smarter than the average...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. TopOff

    TopOff 1/2 ton status

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    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the
    proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.

    "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"

    "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies,
    lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But
    since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on
    my secret: Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be
    positively brilliant."

    "You sell them here?" the customer asks.

    "Only $4 apiece," says Green.

    The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store
    complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't
    any smarter.

    "You didn't eat enough of them," says Green. The customer goes
    home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and
    this time he's really angry.

    "Hey, Green," he says, "you're selling me fish heads for $4
    apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me
    off!"

    "You see?" says Green. "You're smarter already."
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Good one.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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