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Smokey the Bear on children

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. thezentree

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    Why is it that Smokey the Bear and his wife don't have any kids?






    Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.
     
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    That bear ruined my childhood. Can you imagine being a 6 year old kid and not geeting any sleep because you were staring out the window all night. Always on the look out for a fire. Only YOU can prevent forest fires.(My a$$) That is too much weight for a child to bear. The bastard lied to me. I thought I was the only one who could stop them.
     
  4. MTBLAZER89

    MTBLAZER89 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Thats funny right there:haha: :haha:
     

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