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sneezes-- joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ramjet gmc, Aug 4, 2003.

  1. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section
    of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and
    shudders quite violently in her seat.

    The man isn't sure why she is shuddering but goes back to reading. A few
    minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes
    her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

    The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
    More minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently
    wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

    The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says,
    "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped
    your nose then shuddered violently! What is the matter?"

    The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition
    and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

    The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've
    never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

    The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
     
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    hehe, another version is where a guy sneezes, takes out a kleenex and wipes his wanker and the woman asks him wtf he is doing.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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