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snow, snow plows and parking info...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. jjlaughner

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    One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
    They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches
    of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of
    the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out
    and moves her car...
    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says,
    "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. you must park your car on
    the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
    announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
    You must park..." Then the electric power goes out.
    Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
    "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
    to park on so the snowplows can get through?
    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
    married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave
    the car in the garage this time?"
     
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