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So Fumes worked at a pickle factory

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sandawgk5, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. sandawgk5

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    And he came home and told his wife he was thinking of sticking is dink in the pickle slicer. His wife was horrified and begged him not to do it (for the goats would be angry):D . So a few weeks pass and again Fumes comes home and tells his wife he is really thinking of sticking is dink in the pickle slicer. Again the wife begs him not to do it (for reasons stated above). Another week passes and Fumes comes home all distraught. His wife asks what is wrong Fumes what happened at work to make you so distraught? Fumes confesses he stuck his dink in the pickle slicer. His foreman caught him and he was fired on the spot. His wife was wondering if Fumes was intact and wanted to know what happened to the pickle slicer. Fumes says " They fired her too!":D

    If you have heard it I dont care. If fumes is offended I will apologize now in no way do I intend to imply that Fumes cheats on his wife (with anyone or thing other than goats):D

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    My wife would think this so funny as to make me sleep on the couch...... Again...:doah:
     
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    I am racing to respond VS Sandawg

    Boo ****ing hoo
     
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    boo faw(kin hooooo:D


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