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So, I Just Came Out Of The Closet

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Yep!

    It was dark in there

    Anyway, I neede to stow all my too large clothes again. I'm cutting up all my biugger shirts to make bandanas, because, as you know, I am a pirate.

    Anyway, I found this cool leather coat with about 500 feet of fringe on it. I would be such a badass in it, but alas, it is not sewn to my shoulders. I look like a hairy flapping duck in it.

    Found two pair of brand new "Sly Fox" jeans. They fit so I'm down another few sizes on the pants too I suppose. WTF are sly fox jeans?

    "Oh yeah baby, I'm such a sly fox in my grandpa jeans in 1960's indigo...."

    Found a nice plaid brown shirt. I was looking very 1970's nature show. It seemed to fit fine except for the shoulders. That was confirmed when I ripped the back out of it. Poooo. Found a size large gay navy shirt so I'm wearing that. Gay ass navy....

    Wait... why am I posting this....

    Oh well, anyway, yeah, so apparently I am a sly non-fringed ripshirt fox
     
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    but still on the frindge.
     
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    noooooooooo:haha:
     
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    you must think you suck, as such has been replaced with suck every time... rather odd....
     
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    Why is Rj on a fridge?
     
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    because he is magnetic?

    but not for toolboxes.
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    Huh.....

    Freud is wrong! Wrong!
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    I do have custom magnets available, but only to true RJ/U7 fanclub members

    EDIT: I'm dyslexic tongiht... (SEE!)
     
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    Care to elaborate? :whistle: :ears:
     
  10. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A gay navy shirt, eh?

    What, is Dale sending you all his old clothes? Are you one of his shipmates?:rotfl:
     
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    I said duck
     
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    where be mine
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    I must be dyslexic, too. :doah: I read "dick" again. Maybe its you? :confused: :D
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Stangely enough it needed little tweeking....?:haha: :doah:
     
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    kicak ass
    ill be chackin my toolbox soon
     
  17. Resurrection_Joe

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    Gay shirt

    [​IMG]

    Where the wang lives (my older, and biggest, pair of pants)

    [​IMG]
     
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    Sure didn't see anything down in those pants.
     
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    You were looking?
     
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    At what? :dunno:
     

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