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So i kicked my cell phone because i cant control myself

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Confedneck79K30, Nov 26, 2006.

  1. Confedneck79K30

    Confedneck79K30 3/4 ton status

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    i wouldnt normally post this crap, but since it has a "none" option for color of shirt, it fits the normally nudist attitude of the ck5 lounge..

    type out the sentence you end up with in your post

    Pick the month you were born:
    January--I kicked
    February--I loved
    March--I smoked
    April--I dry humped
    May--I choked on
    June--I murdered
    July--I did the Macarena with
    August--I had lunch with
    September--I danced with
    October--I sang to
    November--I yelled at
    December--I ran over

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:
    1-------a birdbath
    2-------a monster
    3-------a phone
    4-------a fork
    5-------a Mexican
    6-------a gangster
    7-------my cell phone
    8-------my dog
    9-------my best friends' boyfriend
    10-------my neighbor
    11-------my science teacher
    12-------a banana
    13-------a fireman
    14-------a stuffed animal
    15-------a goat
    16-------a pickle
    17-------your mom
    18-------a spoon
    19-------myself
    20-------a baseball bat
    21-------a ninja
    22-------Chuck Norris
    23-------a noodle
    24-------a squirrel
    25-------a football player
    26-------my sister
    27-------my brother
    28-------an ipod
    29-------a permanent marker
    30-------a llama
    31-------A homeless guy

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
    White----------because I'm cool like that.
    Black-----------because that's how I roll.
    Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
    Red------------because the voices told me to.
    Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    Green---------because I got my sexy back.
    Purple---------because I didn't want to get voted off the island.
    Gray----------because I was drunk.
    Yellow--------because a dingo was about to eat my baby.
    Orange-------because I hate my family.
    Brown--------because I was high.
    Other-------because I'm a ninja.
    None--------because I can't control myself.
     
  2. thezentree

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    I choked on a phone, because that's how I roll.
     
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    I dry humped a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
     
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    I had lunch with a ninja cause i cant control myself...:D
     
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    i yelled at a fireman cuz im cool like that.
     
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    I ran over a goat because im cool like that.
     
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    I loved your mom bacause Im cool like that
     
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    I ****ed a goat because Fumes told me to.
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    :bow::bow::bow::haha::haha: Damn peer pressure
     
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    i yelled at a permanent marker, cuz that's hows i roll.
     
  12. Confedneck79K30

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    now now, you cant let them rubber boots go to waste, and if you get a pair of britches with velcro, it allows for just enough movement in the distance of length of fur, add 4 36" tie straps and you will be good to go... but now back to the kicking of fumes' goat because im cool like that
     
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    I yelled at a squirrel because the voices told me to.
     
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    I choked on a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.



    :rolleyes:


     
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    I'm drinkin vodka cause I'm outta whiskey...
     
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    I ran over my brother because I'm cool like that.
     
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    October--I sang to
    12-------a banana
    Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


    Better yet:

    I sang
    with my banana in my hand
    because I'm sexy and do who I want
     
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    I beat off, a lot, constantly
     
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    I loved chuck norris because Im sexy and I do what I want
     
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    I had lunch with a noodle because I was drunk.....
     

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