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so, Myspace girls are pretty much out of the question...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by beater_k20, May 1, 2006.

  1. beater_k20

    beater_k20 Banned

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    had a "blind date" of sorts tonight. i've been talking to this girl since i got my Myspace account, she seemed pretty cool. talked to her on the phone a few times. she asked me yesterday what i was doing tonight, nothing, so she asked if i'd like to go out for dinner. what the hell, havent been out with a new chick in a while, why not.

    so i meet her outside this mexican restaurant. i instantly realize she's not the 5'4" 120 she said she was, she's twice that easily. alright, she seemed cool, she's still got a pretty face, i'll stick around. so we are getting seated, the waitress puts us in a booth. she immediately picks up the drink menu, and throws it on the floor. WTF, that's wierd, but ok. we talked for a little bit, things seemed a little more normal. we we get our food, and we're eating. nothing abnormal. until she starts talking about talking on the phone to one of her friends, while taking a crap. excellent table manners sweety. :screwy: i figure, some people are raised differently, and write that off too. then, i've got a chunk of beef on my fork. she reaches over with her fingers, grabs it and puts it in her mouth. ok, so she stole some food, whatever. well, about 30 seconds later, i get it back- on my plate. i'm totally out on this chick now, 110%. i finish my beer, and ask for the check. so we go outside, and she then tells me she needs a ride. her boyfriend has her car. WHOA, WTF? so i agree to take her home, being the nice guy that i am. we get back to her mom's apartment, and we're sitting outside in the truck. she decides to get closer. then she grabs the permanent marker sitting on my dash. "if you write on or in my truck, we're going to have big problems." no problems there, she'll just write on me. WTF? im growing a a little less patient at this point, and the asshole really starts coming out. she appologized for the marks on my arm, and begins to give me a spit bath.. GROSS! then she notices a scab on my arm from where i cut myself at work a few days ago. she decides its a good idea to pick it, then complains when it bleeds. next she tells me how she needs to go to the bathroom really bad. she wont get out of my truck, because she's afraid if she does, i'll leave her (at least she's not dumb). she grabs my keys out of the ignition, "you're not leaving now that i have these." remember the "big problems" that we threated before? we now have them. i manage to wrestle my keys away from her. obviously, by this point, Mr Nice Guy has left the building. i try to convince her that it'll be ok if she goes inside, i'll be there when she gets back. she reaches for the open pack of cigarettes also sitting on the dash. "now you wont be going anywhere"" to with i replied, "$3.50 for a pack of ciragettes, i really dont care that much." yet she still just sits there. she begins to smash the cigarettes, rolling the entire pack between both hands. so i reach for them. when i do, i am met with a sharp pain. i've felt this pain before, and although it has been nearly 22 years since i last felt this pain, i recognize it immediately. she's f#%& biting me! she's met with a series of "GET THE FOCK OUT OUT MY TRUCK"s. she gets out, looking like she's ready to cry. exit beater here... smoke the tires and get the hell out of dodge. immediately call friends, and let them know about the fruit loop.

    WTF is wrong with some people? and where the hell do i meet a nice NORMAL girl, other than a bar or club? :screwy:
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    ah, no story is complete without pictures.

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    Lissa.jpg

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    Girls who post shots entirely made of boobs aren't likely to be high class buddy
     
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    yeah, i'd give her a chance too.. Mm, cutie...
     
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    Dude, she screams psycho for about 140 million light years....................:eek1: :eek1: :eek1:

    Nice boobs though........................:haha: :haha:
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Thanks for the laugh, Jeremy. That story was hilarious!!!!!! FWIW, I would have given her a few chances, too. She's definitely a cutie, on the outside at least.

    I have a similar story from years back. It doesn't include biting, mind you, but the gist is the same. It even includes smoking truck tires!!!! :haha:
     
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    every horrible chick story i have involves smoking truck tires, except for the one time i was driving the TA. god i miss that car. 90/10s and no swaybar made for some fun launches. :D
     
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    x2 on thanks for the Funnay!!
     
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    hmm... that was hilarious.. whew.. but she doesnt look like she's twice 120 though.. looks good.. or did she gain weight??
     
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    and lots of it.

    judging by that pic, its got to be at least 2 years old. she assured me it was current.
     
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    I am so glad that I'm married. Very little biting involved.....
     
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    "not likely to be high class" and psycho are two totally different ballgames.

    looking for a good time, not a long time. if it turns into a long time, oh well, so long as the good time continues.
     
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    Gofergul bites me sometimes
     
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    nbbling and damn near removing chunks of flesh are two different things. nibbling might have been ok if she wasnt so wierd.
     
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    Psh. nibble.

    We're talking bites that leave bruises >:|
     
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    at least a woman appeared and not a police officer as so many times is the case here in cali... we're poaching for pervs......

    she sounds like a nut.. your lucky you got out of there without her doing something that would get you in legal hot water..like crying sexual assault or something like that....

    hope she isnt hiv positive!!!!!!!...I might get tested... what a weirdo

    youve been burned!!!
     
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    ah well, you are her property. i was just looking to rent for a while.
     
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    at which point, i have a counter suit. she did the touching, not me.
     
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    That is ****ing hilarious. You should have acted all concerned and worried when she grabed the cigarettes so she would think she was actually on to you and then when her feet hit the ground, floor it, as the truck door will shut itself.
     

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