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So what do you know aboot moles?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. TSGB

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    No, not aboot Easter. We live aboot a 1/4 mile down a dead end road, with a couple farms between us and the larger road that leads to the hospital. We're within city limits, just across the river from a decently sized county park, aboot 1/4 mile (other side of park) from the main drag, and aboot 1/2 mile from I-5.

    We were out cleaning up the brush out of our garden area since it hasn't been used for a couple years, and I commented on the amount of molehills. Dialogue as follows:

    Auntie: You know how you get rid of those, right?
    Nephewie: Traps?
    Auntie: You have your shotgun?
    Nephewie: ... Yes! :laugh:
    Auntie: Well, what you do is you push all the molehills into the ground, then you grab a chair and wait for one to start moving. When it does, you blast the **** out of the mole. The concussion kills them, whether or not the lead does.
    Nephewie: Wait a minute, won't me shooting your yard bother your neighbors?
    Auntie: Hell, they won't care. Just don't shoot their cows.


    So I'm getting up early to so shoot the **** out of some molehills, whether they move or not! :haha:
     
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    sweet i got paid 7.50 a hour for a day, to sit on my bosses property line and shoot cats
    gave me a 20ga and a box of shells and told me not to come back in till all the shells where gone:eek1: :D
     
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    everytime i see nephewie, i think of newfie...
     
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    BIG difference!
     
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    I'm still laughing about Sunday! :haha: :haha:
     
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    "So, are you coming down this week?"

    "What?"

    :haha:
     
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    i may have to hire you to come take care of my garbage diggin coons...
     
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    Please?
     
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    well okay, your hired... but you gotta get the gun accross the border.
     
  12. TSGB

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    It fits in my butt.
     
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    I can't believe I just said that.
     
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    aw man....
    :doah:


    :haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    TMDI!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Can I buy ammo up there? The gun only holds 7 in the tube, and I don't want one in the chamber while it's... uh... being transported.
     
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    you need your FAC to buy ammo up here. Im sure we can find some somewhere though.
     
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    you need this gun :haha:
     
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    owow, i relly cant say anything:eek1:
     
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    I'm surprised that's not a sig by now! :yikes:
     

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