/forums/images/icons/mad.gif HUH? /forums/images/icons/mad.gif WHY? /forums/images/icons/mad.gif I didnt say "Gee honey, IM FAT,CAN I PLEASE HAVE A DIET? " no, i didnt /forums/images/icons/mad.gif this sux, 2 days of herbal hell and im fawking starving /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif i mean, it isnt like i wont support HER diet, i mean cmon, il go to Mc Donalds without her, id never be rude or nuttin /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ever try to GET FULL on celery? YOU CANT! you just get an achy jaw from chewing and your gums hurt from the repeated stabbing and chewing. and NOOoooOOO, its not like i can have peanut butter on them either. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif AND then she switched my /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif COFFEE /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif with LIGHT CAFFEINE. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif she thinks itll make me less wired hence less hungry. it is a conspiracy i tell ya. there isnt squat in the house either but crap-o-la health food. IM HUNGRY DAMNIT! i tried to sneak a candy bar from my roll away but SHE ALLREADY GOT TO IT /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif so im still starving, i feel faint call an ambulance! i can type much longer, i put some salt for the keyboard, but she hid it. even my paper copier looks apetizing, is it? , its not like i didnt eat paper when i was a kid, why not /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif even if i had some elmers glue id be set /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif OK, thats it, im the eatin the glue /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif someone send me 3 ROCKY ROAD BARS abd mark the package " explosive parts ".