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Societal Quirk Ponderance

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Have you ever gotten a phone call in a wierd state of being? I just did.

    I can't really explain in detail

    ...but imagine if someone called you while you were cutting out steel that was jabbed into your arm, or while doing pushups or in the middle of a fight or when doing something odd...

    Me - "Uh uhmmm.... yeah....... ok............ yeah I'm not busy.......uh huh..... uh huh" while trying to stop what I'm doing
     
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    Yep, or like when the boss calls me and hears a cash register ringing and knows I'm screwin' off instead of working(there are no cash registers in our semis), and I am caught by suprise and my words don't line up very well before they come out.
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    One time my boss walks in on me in the back room, its the private party place where I smoke and draw pictures in the slow afternoon. I'm sitting there in a stupor, shining my mag light through my hands in the dark.

    BOSS: What are you doing there

    RJ: Looking at the veins in my hand, see they're GloWwWwYyyyyy

    BOSS: Ok.........
     
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    And in the next scene:

    BOSS: returns to office picks up phone. Ya can you guys send out the white wagon and bring some happy coats, I've got one for the funny farm.

    Flash To:

    RJ: Drooling in perpetual stupor in small square padded room, laughs crazily.
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Nah, he unserstands me well, he's one of my best friends,

    He's 38 but a big kid, he spent 30 years being a loser (pot, beer) and cleaned up and owns his own resteraunt now
     
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    Ok RJ, ya missed the lead in. Your supposed to add the next scene. So last scene RJ trapped in rubber room - next scene you must ekkscape.
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    How did they get me in there anyway?

    RJ: I feel sick!

    STAFF: OH NO!

    RJ: I'M VOMITING UP MY TESTICLES!

    STAFF: OH NO!

    *open door*

    RJ: DYING TIME IS HERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

    STAFF: Damage Incorporated?

    RJ: Hell yes. *kills everyone*

    Ok someone else's turn
     

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