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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Okay, this chick I'm friends with privliges has a older cat. (She will not get rid of cat, so that's not a option.) Here's the problem, cat is ****ting in the bath tub. She tried filling tub with water, works, cat using litter box, but she forgets too fill tub back up after bathing, and cat leaves stinky present in tub again. I came up with the perfect solution, let's see if you can figure it out.
     
  2. unclematty

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    Flush the cat? :haha:
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Close the bathroom door?


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    Butt-plug! :eek:
     
  5. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Bingo, we have a winner.
     
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    wait wait wait... so is the problem finding out how to keep the cat out or finding out how you got a friend with benefits? :confused:
     
  7. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Go to Petsmart. Get a scat mat. Its electrically charges. Does not do any harm, but gives them a little shock. My labs will pee themselves if you try to put them on the couch. They associate the couch with a shock. You can move it from place to place and train the cat where not to go.
     
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    Are they small enough that I could put them on the counter for the dogs? :haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Yep. My Labs won't go near a counter either. It is very thin and comes in different sizes. Mine is about 24" by 36" but they make them smaller.
     
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    Easy:

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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Nice. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  12. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I can't help with your plite until I can make it past the first sentence...
    WTF does that say???:confused:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    It says "Okay, this chick I'm friends with privliges has a older cat. " Better? :grin:
     
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    "A youg lady with whom I am acquainted, and occasionally engage in sexual intercourse with, has a feline of advanced age...."



    Does that help?
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    That says sex to you???:doah:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    That would be the "privlige" part. :D
     
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    Ok Im lost as well. Is Paul focking some chicks cat or what :eek1:
     
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    If he was speaking directly with you he would say," this chick that I am boneing has a cat" :D
     
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    Now see, "Porking" or the ol' " Monty python" "in out in out" would have worked quite nicely...Anyhooooooooo gotcha, Paul, "in out" the cat one more time( cause I know you want to)crap in the tub, blame it on the cat and call it a day!:wink1:
     

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