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Some BBQ ettiquite for the 4th of July.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stallion85, Jun 30, 2005.

  1. stallion85

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    BBQ: A Real Man's Cooking


    It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
    volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put
    into motion:
    1) The woman buys the food.
    2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
    along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
    it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

    Here comes the important part .

    4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
    He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
    with the situation.

    Important again .

    7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS
    IT TO THE WOMAN.


    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
    sauces, and brings them to the table.
    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most of all ..

    10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking
    efforts.
    11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
    upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
    pleasing some women!
     
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    AMEN!!! :saweet: :saweet: :saweet:
     
  3. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    acording to a guy at work women don't grill.and i thought " i've never seen it". he is right. has anyone else seen a lady grilling?
     
  4. stallion85

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    Never???


    Hmmm very odd?
     
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    I hate burned meat so I tend to do all the grilling. Jenn doesn't mind charred food but it makes me gag.
     
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    I've never seen it either. of course, I've never asked a woman to grill b/c i like standing around in the back yard, away from the noise, with a couple of friends drinking beer.
     
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    Are you kidding me? I've never even let my wife near the meat at all. I make a special trip to the store to buy the right meat. I make the sauce, prep the meat and do all that has anything to do with the meat. The rest is true enough though. I just wouldn't be able to let her touch the meat. Thats mine!!
     

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