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Some Funny One Liners

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Jan 19, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    ******
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    ******
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    ******
    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    ******
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    ******
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    ******
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    ******
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    ******
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


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    Man who sleep with itchy butt....wake with stinky finger.

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    <font color=purple> Man who eat jelly beans, fart in technicolor.

    L8r,
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    <font color=purple> monkeys steal my underwear at night
    <P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by riz on 01/20/02 02:04 AM.</FONT></P>
     
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    Haha...
     
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