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Some Jokes. *NOT WORK FRIENDLY*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Jun 30, 2004.

  1. Jeremy_C

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    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer
    and a hooker?
    A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Q. What's a mixed feeling?
    A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a
    cliff in your new
    car.

    Q. What's the height of conceit?
    A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

    Q. What's the definition of macho?
    A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
    golf ball?
    A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe
    sex?
    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep
    that kick.

    Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
    A. Because it's worth it.

    Q. What is a Yankee?
    A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
    alone.

    Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    A. They both like a tight seal.

    Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in
    common?
    A. Their balls are just for decoration.

    Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
    "aaaaaaah"?
    A. About three inches.

    Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
    A. For traction in the mud.

    Q. What's the difference between purple and pink?
    A. The grip.

    Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.

    Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
    A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and
    a wife?
    A. 45 pounds.

    Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
    husband?
    A. 5 minutes.

    Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye
    contact?
    A. Breasts don't have eyes.

    Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
    A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

    Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in
    the morning?
    A. They don't have balls to scratch.

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  2. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in
    the morning?
    A. They don't have balls to scratch.


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