Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Some jokes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chris87K5, Dec 30, 2002.

  1. Chris87K5

    Chris87K5 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Posts:
    322
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Pennsyltucky
    Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,
    ….what do single guys have?
    A: Palm Sunday.


    Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?
    A: You make new friends every day.

    Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck?
    A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Q: What do fat women and mopeds have in common?
    A: They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see either one.

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to "Boys to Men"?
    A: He thought it was an escort agency.

    Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
    A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
     

Share This Page