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Some reasons its good

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Confedneck, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

    Nov 1, 2002
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    Lehigh Acres, Florida
    to be a man...found this on yotatech...

    1. Your last name stays put.
    2. The garage is all yours.
    3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    4. Chocolate is just another snack.
    5. You can be president.
    6. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
    7. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    9. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    10. The world is your urinal.
    11. Hot wax never comes near your private areas.
    12. You never have to drive to another gas station because this
    one's just too icky.
    13. Same work - more pay.
    14. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    15. Wrinkles add character.
    16. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
    17. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    18. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    19. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    20. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    21. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    22. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
    23. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with
    24. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
    25. One mood, ALL the damn time.
    26. And don't forget...phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
    27. You know stuff about tanks.
    28. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    29. You can open all your own jars.
    30. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
    31. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
    32. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
    33. You can kill your own food.
    34. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    35. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can
    still be your friend.
    36. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
    37. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    38. Everything on your face stays its original color.
    39. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    40. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    41. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is
    42. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
    ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
    43. No maxi-pads.
    44. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
    45. Your orgasms are real - Always.
    46. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
    little gift.
    47. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
    just might become lifelong friends.
    48. You are not expected to know the names of more than five
    49. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
    on a bolt.
    50. You almost never have strap problems in public
    51. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    52. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    53. You don't have to shave below your neck.
    54. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    55. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    56. Foreplay is optional.
    57. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    58. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    59. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
    December 24th, in 45 minutes.
  2. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

    Jun 22, 2001
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  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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  4. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

    Dec 19, 2001
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    Milltown NJ 08850 NJ sucks
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    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
    December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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  5. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

    Oct 29, 2001
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    corpus christi, texas.
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  6. chebywanna

    chebywanna 1/2 ton status

    Apr 20, 2003
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    57. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

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    hey!! how did you know!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif i love my little swiss knife.
  7. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status Premium Member

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