DRIVING ETIQUETTE ----------------- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun is loaded and a 10 point buck is in sight. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. Never tow another truck using pantyhose and duct tape. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in. Do not lay rubber while travelling in a funeral procession. TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS ---------------------- Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car. It's considered tacky to take a beer cooler to church. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially if other people are around. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.