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Some Things Are Best Left Alone-Part 2

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by behemoth, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. behemoth

    behemoth 1/2 ton status

    May 16, 2000
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    Northwest Florida
    Old Singers, New Songs

    Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great
    hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.

    Some examples:

    Herman's Hermits -- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
    The Rolling Stones -- "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
    Credence Clearwater Revival -- "Bad Prune Rising"
    Marvin Gaye -- "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
    The Who -- "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
    The Troggs -- "Bald Thing"
    Carly Simon -- "You're So Varicose Vein"
    The Bee Gees -- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
    Roberta Flack -- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
    Johnny Nash -- "I Can't See Clearly Now"
    The Temptations -- "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
    ABBA -- "Denture Queen"
    Leo Sayer -- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
    Commodores -- "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
    Pocrol Harem -- "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
    The Beatles -- "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

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  2. StoneyK5

    StoneyK5 1/2 ton status

    Jan 4, 2001
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    Birch Bay, Wa.
    I can relate to most of these.. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

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