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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
    her at all.
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    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
    willing to die.
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    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
    cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I s tarted doing the
    same thing to them at funerals.
     
  2. MTBLAZER89

    MTBLAZER89 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I was going to give an example of the woman always winning an argument, but then decided to smartly keep my mouth shut because of the kind of example I was going to use.
     
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    and lack of experience... :rolleyes:
     
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    What did the five fingas say to the face...SLAP :haha:
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Make sure the "newly" engaged member sees this post.:D
     

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