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'Some things you just can't explain.'

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    \'Some things you just can\'t explain.\'

    A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed.
    A man comes in and asks the farmer, 'Hey, why are you
    sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'

    Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

    Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?'

    Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting
    by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about
    full, she took her left leg and kicked it over'

    Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?'

    Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. '

    Man: 'So then what happened?'

    Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post
    on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and
    continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about
    full she took her right leg and kicked it over. '

    Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?'

    Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post
    on the right. '

    Man: 'And then what.'

    Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and
    just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid
    cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.'

    Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.'

    Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

    Man: 'So then what did you do?'

    Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took
    off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that
    moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'
     
  2. shane74

    shane74 1/2 ton status

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    Re: \'Some things you just can\'t explain.\'

    DOH!! Nuthin' like a little farm humor.... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     

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