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Some things you should just know.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Feb 9, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Some things you should just know.
    Useless sh!t.

    1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a
    2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh oh," it's already too late.

    8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

    11. Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12. Superglue is forever.

    13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

    14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

    16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

    19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20. The nearest fire department in Louisville, Ky has a 5-minute response time to my house.

    21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy
     
  2. ntaj*ep

    ntaj*ep 1/2 ton status

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    WOW! sounde like an eventfull house! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
    Very very interesting /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

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    That could add horsepower /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    souds like my house except i dont have any kids
     
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    # 24 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif...well I guess you could if you wanted /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     

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