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Someone sent this to me titled "Marraige Humor" I call it the truth

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kennyw, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. kennyw

    kennyw N9PHW Premium Member

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    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

    In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

    My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

    Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

    A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

    First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

    If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
     
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    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    Yep :doah:

    John
     

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