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someone threatened to kill me today...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by colbystephens, Apr 8, 2007.

  1. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    :D i was driving and this guy thumpin his woofer in his sweet @ss dodge caravan w/ sick driving lights was tailing me... seriously 2 ft from my bumper. well, i had to slow down very quickly and he nearly rammed me - which wouldn't have bothered me much i guess... he just would have lacked a windshield and i'd have even more of a reason to have blazen off-road build me a sweet freaking spare tire carrying bumper w/ his insurance money. anyway, dude pulls up next to me at the next light and starts cussing me out giving me this vulgar description of how he was going to killl me - then pealed out (i couldn't believe he could do that! very impressive... ofcourse the pavement is wet :doah:). anyway, i just stared at him and let him know i couldn't be intimidated.

    i was in the right lane and he in the left, and he left a bunch of space between him and the next vehicle (so he could be next to me to threaten me) and it would have been super cool if i'd driven over his passenger side wheel/hood - thereby crushing the axle and disabling his car. then i could've called the cops and told them what i had to do to get my wife and myself away from a life threatening situation! :D what do you think, bubba? could it have worked??

    anyway, he immediately pulled into a strip club and i called non-emergency and let them know they should be watching this guy for road rage. dude was sick... messed up. the grocery store i go to is right across the street from the stip club he went to, and i had to go to the grocery store so i biked over there... wish i woulda had one of those sweet little valve stem puller tools! :laugh:
     
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    Just smack the stem with a small hammer... :whistle: :whistle:

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    :D what i mean tho is one of those ones that pulls the inner part out. but a hammer i do have... Hmmmmm.
     
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    Funny that Colby knows where the local strip clubs are!:D
     
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    Small hammer is much faster and just as 'invisible'. It focks the rubber stem allowing the air out, but unless you look closely the reason for the flat isn't obvious.

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    well, portland has the highest number of adult businesses per capita in the entire united states... i'm not kidding. i also live on the edge of felony flats, essentially at the corner of two major highways that go thru town and each of these highways are known for their insane number of stip clubs. there are probably at least 6 in 2 miles down this one street that i drive every day. i would guess that 30% of the businesses along 82nd near my neighborhood are adult stores... no joke. ask y5mgisi.
     
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    so it ruins the stem completely or just pulls it out of the tire?
     
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    Ruins it...he'll need a new valve stem.

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    Wire cutters work pretty good on valve stems, or so I have been told! :whistle:
     
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    The hammer method leaves them visually intact...or so I've also been told. :whistle:

    Of course you could always drive an ice pick into the tread portion...

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    Or pay one of the stripers to take him into the back room and steal all of his clothes. Then call the cops and complain that there is a naked guy running around the strip clubs........
     
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    well, i was thinking of ways that wouldn't really damage anything... wouldnt want to do anything "wrong" - no vandalism. :D i'd leave the insides of the valve stems on his hood or something with some creepy note about stalking and advise him to never put my wife in danger again! :wink1:
     
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    Dog crap under the door handles... :p:

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    that's a good one too - he did have a dog in the van with him... :D
     
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    I wish it was legal for folks to carry something in the 7.62mm, full auto category, crap like this would stop........:D

    Did you get a plate?

    Description of the guy?
     
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    well, if it were legal to carry something like that, i doubt i'd be writing this right now - unless they have internet in heaven. :D

    yeah, i got the plate and gave it to the non emergency.

    any thoughts about my driving over his car thing?
     
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    Potato in the tail pipe...........
     

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