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Something I ate is very, very angry with me

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    I am having ass-plosions of the worst kind. :eek1::yikes:

    That is all. :doah:

    -- A
     
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    You aint got nothing!!

    3 sloppy joes are trying to rip me a new one!
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Drink a quart of apple juice, that should help...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I'll sleep better tonight knowing that............
     
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    If that does not work, a bag of prunes will do wonders.:rolleyes:
     
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    Oh my ****ing god, me too. I went to Applebees and I'm trying to study for a calc test but I ended up just leaving my Summit catalog in the ****ter because I end up running back there every five minutes.:mad:
     
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    I was gonna say the same thing......:bow:
     
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    awww man you guys talk about everything!!!LOL thats so cool
    ass-plosion!!!LOL
     
  9. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    That is some bad ass juju, I tell you. :(

    -- A
     
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    i like saying " fire in the hole!!!!!!" LOL some times you feel like getting a fluffy white dog to wipe your self!!!LOL so so flufffy!!!!
     
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    Public restrooms....shaking the stalls, and screaming "God, rid me of my sins!" while others are releiving themselves...Priceless.
     
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    I'm gonna have to try that in a few minutes. I'm also a fan of "I don't remember eating that"
     
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    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    "MMMM, corn!"

    or

    "I *swear* I chewed that spaghetti on the way down!"

    -- A
     
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    at a track meet on year I had a friend that was goofy as hell and said he really needed to take a crap before he had to run. they gave us little bags of trail mix with cranberries in them and I told him to eat all the cranberries. he almost missed his race cause he sat in the bathroom for 45 mins. said he woiuld never eat another on.:haha: :haha:
     
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    Anal leakage, it's no joke!
     
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