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Something to ponder

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 1-tonmudder, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder 1/2 ton status

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    So if we are to ration oursevles to one square of TP,will two ply paper count as one or two squares??????
     
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    the question that will divide a nation :doah:
     
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    2 ply should count as 2 squares.
     
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    I'd use the shower and sell it on the black market
     
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    Wipe yer bottom with a single finger then wipe yer finger with a single square...
     
  6. 1-tonmudder

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    What if you have a big ass and need two fingers??
     
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    I was about to say you only need one square make a hole through it, wipe, then carefully pull your finger out as you wipe your finger clean. :D
     
  8. chevyfumes

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    That was the original idea behind 2 ply...:D
     
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    I like this idea.

    And, in my youth, have used it :doah: :haha: !!
     
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    Peanut butter ass is not fun. :(
     
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    I was just gonna say, what happens when you take on of those sticky nasty dumps that takes like a roll and a half of paper before you finally give up and just jump in the shower? lol
     
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    Who needs toilet paper , use the New York Times :p:
     
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    Cut off the top's of your sock's.
     

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