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Soon to come...Meatloaf

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, May 5, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    Cookin with the A$$- Man........

    Wait to see what the Ass-Man is Cookin........... /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

    That DUZ IT!
    AH CAIN'T SEND MAH DANG MAYTLOAF
    fer the Dang Cuu-ukbuu-u-uk
    cowse I DOWAN'T mek no dang FUNKSHEENAL way-are
    tuh poot THE DANG MAYTLOAF ON!

    unlessin I cu-uld cram one of them maytloaf sammiches eeyan the gullet
    of wun uv mah dang bird jars or somethin'
    Or mebbe put it on a Tahyul or somethin,
    S.O.S. we'd hafta call it ...'somethin' on a shingle ' I do BUH-LEEVE.

    Wayall, since a tahyul IS funksheenal ah gess
    yew culd show off yer maytloaf on it or eat off it,
    But Ah jest dint thank this cukbuk wuz fer me, cuz of thayat .
    Kanda lahk a lil bayastrd maytloaf on a lil baystrd tayhal.
    but who cares about the tayhal if the maytloaf is gu-u-u-uu-d.

    NOW Ah do have a cupl bow-els ah culd put some maytloaf soup in.
    But maytloaf soup iz really somethin ya down't want tuh pass arowand.
    or mebbe I culd drape some sgetti awl around a sculpcher that ah made once,
    or have sum soup shoottin out of a fowantain.
    Duz that cowant?
    Or wuld it jest peyass off everyone owan the leeeyust?
    It maht be kanda sacree-lee-geee-us

    Yep, Fraid there'd have tah be a funny page for me or mah loaf

    Plus remaymber, since ah moved tuh Californa, I had tuh give up the
    maytloaf and chikken frahd steak dieyet.
    An I did cuuk you them 20 pounds a vegebles at Hayuh crick,
    I know they's hardly fit tuh eat ,though.

    ah feel so sorry for you, not gettin no maytloaf sammich fer so dang
    long, ah cuuld jes CRAH!
    no wunder you are so cussed ornery.
    An' Ah blab SO dang much nowdays fer the same dang reason

    now ah am so dang angstergated about this whole thang ah don't know WHUT
    tah do
    yers truahlee,
    Stayuffee

    Translation...to come... /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Dude, don't step on you dick. I haven't been disrespecting you, so stop disrespecting me.
     
  6. Corey 78K5

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  7. Chevit

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    Dude, no dis-respect, I just want to have my own cookin show just like Emeril... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    I think cabbage turn overs will be my first...coming soon /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I think cabbage turn overs will be my first...coming soon


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    Just a thought have You considered having Beaver on the menu? /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  10. Chevit

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    Oh yes, I have some very special beaver-meat dish'es (Beav-on-a stick, Beaver Raw, Tounge chow Beav. ect...) but that is a whole diffent post just wait... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    don't forget the ever popular beav on beav in Beaverton...For us PNW folks...It's 2 Joan of arc lezbians on a skewer from hippyville.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    that one is new to me, what kind of sauce does this have, white or red??? /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    depends on the their cycle.... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
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    (Beav-on-a stick, Beaver Raw, Tounge chow Beav. ect...)

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    Brother with a menu like that You should be having Your own show on Food TV anytime soon. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    "Cookin With Beaver" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif More slap in yer trap... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    What the heck is all the gibberish about??? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  18. Chevit

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    Well, Alright Mel
    That does it! I CAN't send meatloaf for the Cookbook because I don't
    make functional ware to put the meatloaf in (or on) Unless , maybe, I
    could cram a meatloaf sandwich in the gullet of one of my bird jars or
    something. , or maybe put it on a tile or something. S.O.S. we'd have to
    call it,'something on a shingle', or a similar phrase. Well, since a
    tile IS functional I guess you could eat off it . But I just didn't
    think the cookbook applied. I do have a couple of bowls I could put
    meatloaf soup in, but then again , meatloaf soup is not something you
    really wan't to encourage, and neither are my bowls. Well they are OK I
    guess.
    Or, maybe I could drape some spaghetti all around a sculpture I once
    made. Or have soup broth shooting out of a fountain?
    Does that count? Yes I have had ideas, but I fear they are outside the
    scoope of a normal, healthy cookbook. I am afraid there would have to be
    a comedy section .
    P.S meatloaf doesn't age well enough down here in S.Cal to make decent
    meatloaf sandwiches, especially since they recently deregulated
    meatloaf in California, you just don't know WHAT you are going to get
    anymore when you visit the rendering plant and it is SO expensive!. As
    for the sandwich:whitebread just doesn't have the same compression /
    absorption ratio as it use to.

    Now hush about the meatloaf, you live right next to the motherlode of
    meatloaf and you know it!
    Next time you go to the market just look at all the SMILES on their
    faces.)

    eating a crow sandwich today, kinda boney, gotta put a lotta catsup on
    it ..... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Or have a special from the "Tillicum" retaurant on Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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