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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > > > > <> A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
    with
    > > another
    > > > > woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him
    down
    > the
    > > > > stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back
    yard
    and
    > > put
    > > > > his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed
    the
    > handle.
    > > > > Next she picked up a hacksaw. The stunned husband was
    terrified,
    and
    > > > > screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are
    you?"
    > > > > >
    > > > > >The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in
    her
    > > > husband's
    > > > > >hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You
    do
    > > whatever
    > > > > >you have to".




    <font color=red>Only real men drive K30's!!!</font color=red> [​IMG]

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  2. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    I seriously think I would smell good burn to a crisp.[​IMG]

    LOL Good one!

    John

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  3. Ddragggon

    Ddragggon 1/2 ton status

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    heard it the other way... husband came home, foudn hsi wife in bed with another man, draged him down etc.

    its of course, based on the scene in Mad max when he catches up to the guy who killed his friend, and his wife/kid... ` these hand cuffs are made of hardened steel. it'll probably take you 10 minutes to hack through them probably more. your ankle on the other hand, you can probably do in about 5.'

    -Rich

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  4. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=purple> That was Johnny the Boy from MAd Max ....... what a dilema to be in .......... I'd probably start hacking the weiner ...... I'd want to live !

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

    <font color=purple> monkeys steal my underwear at night
     
  5. NoAngel

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    You're a warped one!![​IMG][​IMG]

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  6. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=purple> Um,.......O.k.

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

    <font color=purple> monkeys steal my underwear at night
     
  7. NoAngel

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    Are you sleepwalking again Riz?
    Jimmy is warped.
    Warped= crazy, demented, loony, nuts, loosing his marbles. Are ya with me now? Did you forget your medication this morning? You KNOW what that does to you![​IMG]J/K


    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

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  8. riz

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    <font color=purple> I'm sorry, I'm still ticked off at the monkeys !

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

    <font color=purple> monkeys steal my underwear at night
     
  9. Rebel88

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    what a horrible decision to have to make...

    Later

    Have you driven OVER a Ford lately?
     
  10. Donna

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    Are those monkey's still stealing these Riz??? Damn monkey's!!!!!!!! LOL!!! BTW.........good joke Wes!!!!

    <font color=purple>If you want life to run smoothly...You must grease it with some ATTITUDE!!!!</font color=purple>
     

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