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Southern Medical Terms

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Goober, Dec 3, 2003.

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    Southern Medical Terms


    Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
    Artery......................... The study of paintings.
    Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
    Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome.
    Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
    Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
    Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
    D&C............................ Where Washington is.
    Dilate......................... To live long.
    Enema.......................... Not a friend.
    Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula......................... A small lie.
    G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid......................... A higher offer.
    Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
    Node........................... I knew it.
    Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
    Secretion...................... Hiding something.
    Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
    Tablet......................... A small table.
    Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumour.......................... One plus one more.
    Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
    Varicose....................... Near by/close by
     
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