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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BowtieRed, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. BowtieRed

    BowtieRed 1/2 ton status Author

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    Manays. (pronounced mayonaise)
    Manays a lotta people here tonight.

    Ispishit
    See this ford. . . ispishit

    (it is a piece of [darn])

    any more?
     
  2. NITRO

    NITRO 1/2 ton status

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    initiate

    "she ate 2 hot dogs, initiate, a bag of potato chips /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    NITRO
     
  3. thezentree

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    dangawma, itehyouwha

    (translates to dang on man, i'll tell you what)

    whasaybuh?

    (translates to hey, whats happening?)
     
  4. 75-K5

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    Yonktoo

    "Let's go blow up a car, yonktoo?"
     
  5. civicstomper

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    jeeyit?
    "cletis im hungry, jeeyit?"
    (did you eat yet?)

    now that were talking about rednecks ill try out a joke im sure everyones heard before:

    Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
    A: 3, one to eat it, and 2 to watch for cars

    Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
    A: Either way someone's gonna lose a trailer

    ok, im done, sorry if i offended anyone, not intended that way, rednecks have cool trucks
     
  6. rjfguitar

    rjfguitar 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    if your house is mobile but your cars aren't....you must be a redneck.

    If a blow out means another flower planter...you must be a redneck

    If your mama says "yall better get in here and see this before I flush".... you must be a redneck

    If your 6'4" and 140lbs and your woman is 380lbs....you both must be rednecks.
     
  7. civicstomper

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    haha, here we go:

    If people come to your door everyday mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale, you might be a redneck

    If you've ever cut your lawn and found a car, might be a redneck

    If the UFO hotline limits you to 2 calls per day...

    If someone asks for your ID and you show them your belt buckle...

    If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight

    If you think the term "upwardly mobile" means a 2 story trailer...

    If you make engine noises when watching NASCAR on TV...
     
  8. BowtieRed

    BowtieRed 1/2 ton status Author

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    If's your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it,

    If you've ever had to carry a bucket of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor,

    If you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income,

    If your mother keeps a spit cup by the ironing board,

    If your family tree does not fork,

    If you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing luers,

    If you've ever mispelled anything in Christmas lights,

    If you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus,

    . . . you might be a redneck.
     
  9. civicstomper

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    if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...

    if you walk your son to school be your both in the same grade...

    lol, good ones guys, rednecks rock
     
  10. Confedneck

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    [ QUOTE ]
    if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...

    if you walk your son to school be your both in the same grade...

    lol, good ones guys, rednecks rock

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    if you use "be" instead of because, and someone like me doesnt question it be they know it means "because", they might be a redneck...
    LMAO anyways, im from the south...i dont use words like "maynays" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  11. civicstomper

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    lol, yeah i didnt notice that. hey, jeeyit?, well, yumptoo?, be im hungry enough to eat a whole jar of maynays. well, im all done now, lol, yall come back now, ya' here?
    -pete /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  12. BowtieRed

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    lol, yeah i didnt notice that. hey, jeeyit?, well, yumptoo?, be im hungry enough to eat a whole jar of maynays. well, im all done now, lol, yall come back now, ya' here?
    -pete /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

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    no no

    jeetyit? nah? yontoo? nah? whyzat? . . . anyhow, you watchin the race at all? manays a lotta people at that race? i ustacuda got up'n watchedem race, bucantnmur, thew'm'back at tarinta pick up wunadem tars inalawn.

    meaning :
    did you eat yet? no? do you want to? no? why's that? anyways, are you watching the race? man, there are a lot of people there. i use to be able to go to the races, but i can't no more, i threw my back out trying to pick up one of them tire in the lawn.
     
  13. BigOrange90Jimmy

    BigOrange90Jimmy 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    witchuhditchuh....Hey, you didn't bring your truck with you did you?
     
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    OMELETTE

    Let's use it in a sentence... Shall we?


    "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

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  15. civicstomper

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    lol, you've got it. hey, give me a break i live in ny, i dont here it that often. even though ive got cars on blocks i guess im just a redneck poser, /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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