Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

speakin of no wife

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by boggerless, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    i stopped at the grocery store on the way home from work tonight to grab a few things. stuff on sale, steaky wakeys,bar soap,milk,etc. when i got to the registers i was lucky enough to find one open.so i start puttin the **** on the belt and look at the cashier. she was a youngin,pretty, long brown hair. halfway through the stuff she starts smelling my soap?she puts it down then picks it up and smells it again.i said "i didn't think of that".i never got that kind before, she said it smelled good.it is DIAL . then she says "you know what dial spelled backwards spells?" "LAID" she says.:eek1: then she told me how a guy gets laid.... then as i was leaving she told me that the chicken i bought didn't smell right and after i go to the truck to come back in and exchange it.when i got to my truck i sorta stood there like a deer in the headlights.WHAT TO DO???:thinking: man the temptation ......but i;m still married.
     
  2. Confedneck79K30

    Confedneck79K30 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2006
    Posts:
    5,384
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    LA
    call your single friend !!
     
  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2001
    Posts:
    32,076
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    .
    Be honest with her. Start a friendship and let her know you like her. Thats about all I can say.
     
  4. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    but how could i enjoy that?:laugh:
     
  5. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2004
    Posts:
    5,115
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    .
    By being the photographer.
     
  6. RockinChevy

    RockinChevy 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    May 9, 2005
    Posts:
    2,313
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Chandler, AZ
    Yeah take pics with your camera phone and share with us!:woot:
    Or you can pm me her number!!!!!!! :bow: :waytogo:
     
  7. Leper

    Leper 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2005
    Posts:
    4,437
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Dallas Baby!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  8. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    i just met her.:laugh: and i'm still married.but thanks for the input.:haha:
     
  9. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    :haha: thats why i dont but perno mags anymore, i don't want to see a guys shaft.i wanna just see the wimmins.:laugh:
     
  10. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2004
    Posts:
    10,877
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    sacramento ca
    still married? come on man, she took all her **** and left, for all intents and purposes you are SINGLE
    go talk to her
     
  11. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    no camera phone bro. WAIT my friend at work wants some FRANKENBERRY he can take it with his phone.:D and i gotta get the number first, maybe i'll take back the chicken tommorow.:laugh:
     
  12. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2000
    Posts:
    38,584
    Likes Received:
    266
    Location:
    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I'd hit it...
     
  13. RockinChevy

    RockinChevy 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    May 9, 2005
    Posts:
    2,313
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Chandler, AZ
    Yeah go for it dude! You can always post her pics once you start going steady long :D
     
  14. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    i sorta thunked the same thing.:wink1:
     
  15. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    bliss till another one wants to clean me out.:rolleyes: :laugh:
     
  16. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    but of course....:haha: and I thought DR. RJ should lead the lounge?:surepal: :bow:
     
  17. OrangeCrushK10

    OrangeCrushK10 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2003
    Posts:
    1,425
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Square State + Suspension Item
    Dude. Your single, so....

    GO YOU FOOL!
    SHE WAS HITTING ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2002
    Posts:
    17,372
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Gettysburg, SD
    Sounds a little too eager......
     
  19. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2003
    Posts:
    22,728
    Likes Received:
    96
    Location:
    dearborn heights, Michigan
    i'm slow in this area.OK THEN!!!
     
  20. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2001
    Posts:
    32,076
    Likes Received:
    55
    Location:
    .
    Ok, want me to be blunt, direct and to the point then? :rolleyes:

    Here goes:

    Whip out your dick, knock her out with one punch to her nose, strip her naked, stick your weiner in her poopchute.

    There. Is that better? :rolleyes: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

Share This Page