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Discussion in 'The Test Lab' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Save A Horse (Ride A Lawman)


    [Intro]
    DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
    DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

    Well, I walk into the room
    Passing out silver colored cuffs
    And it kills and it thrills like the siren on my Victoria grill
    And I buy the bar a trip to my hotel
    And everybody's getting down
    An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

    [Chorus:]
    Cause I saddle up my cruiser
    and I ride into the city
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause the girls
    They are so pretty
    Riding up and down Broadway
    in my new Ford CV
    And the girls say
    Save a horse, ride a lawman.
    Everybody says
    Save a horse, Ride a lawman.

    Well I do give a dang about crime
    I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
    While the girls are drinking
    Long necks down!
    And I wouldn't trade ol' CV
    or my Taser for your Escalade
    Or your freak parade
    I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

    And I saddle up my cruiser
    and I ride into the city
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause the girls
    They are so pretty
    Riding up and down Broadway
    in my new Ford CV
    And the girls say
    Save a horse, ride a lawman.
    Everybody says
    Save a horse, Ride a lawman

    [Spoken:]
    I'm a thourough-bred
    that's what she said
    in the back of my cruiser
    As I was gettin' donuts
    Out on some back country road.
    We where flying high
    Fining, whine, having ourselves a deputy sheriff time
    And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
    But her evaluation
    of my lawman reputation
    Had her begging for salvation
    all night long
    So I took her out busting scrots
    Introduced her to my old handgun
    And read her the Miranda every which I can.

    And we made love
    And I saddled up my CV
    and I ride into the city
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause the girls
    They are so pretty
    Riding up and down Broadway
    in my new Ford CV
    And the girls say
    Save a horse, ride a lawman.
    Everybody says
    Save a horse, Ride a lawman

    What? What?
    Save A Horse Ride A Lawman
    Everybody says
    Save a Horse Ride a lawman.
     
  2. Stomper

    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    Nice bubba very nice /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    I wonder if I can contact Wierd Al and see if he will record it?
     
  4. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    nah! Cletus Judd does the country versions! have you heard "I love NASCAR" by the tune of "I love this bar"?
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Nope, but sounds like I need to get WinMX warmed up............
     

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