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Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Wishbone, May 18, 2006.

  1. Wishbone

    Wishbone 1/2 ton status

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
    unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
    Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
    given only the following facts about terrorists:

    > 1. The season opened today on them .
    > 2. There is no limit.
    > 3. They taste just like chicken.
    > 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    > 5. They are all gay.
    > 6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
     
  2. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

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    repost! but funny
     
  3. theperfectgarage

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Thanks a lot, now I need another coffee and a new keyboard.
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It was funnier the first, second and third go arounds..................
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    You aRe correct.
     
  6. Wishbone

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    Sorry if it's been posted here before. Thought it would by kind of obvious by the big 95 post count that I haven't been here long.:wink1:
     
  7. fabjunkie

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    But now with 96 posts you should know. :rolleyes:



    PAD :D
     

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