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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    *SPECIAL BULLETIN*
    > all Americans and Canadians
    > unite together in a common cause to
    > root out terrorists hiding in our community.
    > Since Muslim extremists cannot
    > stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
    > naked woman that is not one's wife,
    > on this coming Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EDT,
    > all North American women are asked to walk out of their house
    > completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
    > Circling your block for one hour is recommended
    > for this anti-terrorist effort.
    >
    > All men should position themselves in lawn chairs
    > in front of their houses to prove that you think it's
    > OK to see other women nude.
    > Since they do not approve of alcohol,
    > a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
    > of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
    > Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to
    > CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
    >
    > We appreciates your efforts
    > to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts.
    > Please, by all means, send this to your fellow
    > Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
     
  2. Twiz

    Twiz 1/2 ton status

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    Consider it done!

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    They would see my wife and run their asses back to whereeveristan in a big hurry /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  4. jackedjimmy

    jackedjimmy 1/2 ton status

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    whereeveristan

    HaHa
     
  5. JohnnyFresno

    JohnnyFresno 1/2 ton status

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    lmao
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    thats good.
     
  6. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    At least I know I'm not a terrorist!
     
  7. loudnowlouder

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    great idea!
    ....but you havent seen my neighbors
    they'd scare most anyone out of the country
     
  8. trailblazer87

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    You haven't seen my ex- girlfriend lately have you? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif
     
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    ChevyCaGal 3/4 ton status

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    Better hope your wife never stumbles on this thread. You'll be sleeping in the backyard onto a manure pile she'll have delivered just for you for quite sometime... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Pure Insanity 1/2 ton status

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    HMMMMMM, I wonder if this will work. The real dedicated Muslims, will be able to resist for a while. This may have to be a weekly thing for a while. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  11. Twiz

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    You know, I got to thinking about it.

    I don't think I really want to see most of my neighbors naked, there are a couple I wouldn't mind - but certanly not all of 'em!
     
  12. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Will have the wife do just that! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

    BTW, does it count when I'm pantless? /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  13. Blaze

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    No, that will scare EVERYBODY away!
     

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