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Spend the extra on champagne ( joke )

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by riz, Jan 15, 2002.

  1. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=purple> Lenny is talking to a girl in a bar.
    He says, " Can I get you a drink ? "
    She says, " Certainly. "
    Lenny says, " What would you like ? "
    She says, " Champagne. "
    He says, " Why Champagne ? "
    She syas, " Because when I drink Champagne, I imagine I am a goddess of the Nile, draped in a long flowing robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth. "
    Lenny says, " What if I just buy you a draft beer ? "
    She says, " I'll cut wet farts all night. "

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

    <font color=purple> BOW CHICKA BOW WOW !
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    LMAO good one Riz..

    <font color=blue> I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
     
  3. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    LOL..



    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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