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Squirrels have sharp teeth and strong jaws

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by koldsimer, Nov 19, 2006.

  1. koldsimer

    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I know this because one of the little bastards bit me yesterday. I never knew a friggin' squirrel could put such a hurt on. Little bastards bottom teeth are like 3/4 inch long.
     
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    did you sling that sumbizzle way the F out there?
     
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    I woulda bit him back. Fair's fair.
     
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    You shouldn't touch them there.
     
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    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I tried but he was latched on good. I flung him around for a good 4 or 5 seconds before having to grab him with my other(unbitten) hand and toss him in the yard. I'm glad nobody saw it as I think I might have let out a little squeel.
     
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    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    He was way too much of a badass to engage in a biting battle with.
     
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    Haha, try the triangle hold next time. I saw it on UFC.
     
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    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I don't think i'm flexible enough right now but i'll keep training!:D
     
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    how the..how did you get that close to it to begin with? my cats can never catch one and i cant get within 10 ft of them
     
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    my wifes aunt feeds the suckers where she lives and she can pet them...
     
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    my neighbor has one as a pet. a wild one that is. the mother was taken out by a car and she grabbed the little one off the tree. she called the DNR and they told her the formula to feed him. now the little guy comes back once in awhile and scratches on the kitchen window.Marty lets him in and he runs around gets a snack and is gone for months.then comes back.its funny as hell to watch.he is a beggin fool.:haha:
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Uhhhm can you say rabies shot...?
     
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    It was crazy how it happened. I saw my dog at the back door wanting to go out so I let him out. He goes through the door and hits the ground hard like he hurt himself or something. Turns out he had jumped on a squirrel and had it in his mouth. I grab his neck and tell him to let it go, which he refuses to do, so I grab the little **** out of his mouth. Before I know it, i'm getting the hell bit out of my finger. I fling him around for a few seconds before he finally goes flying off my finger. The bite got a blood vessel and it felt like his teeth went about a 1/4" into my finger. Hurts like a bitch and Is slightly infected but I have a good feeling i'll live.

    Yes, I know i'm a jackass. Yes, I know I need to go to the hospital. No, I will never pick up another squirrel.
     
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    your dog knew what to do and you interupted.:haha: keep an eye on the bite bro.
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Let us know when you start foaming at the mouth...:rolleyes: The new rabies shot is just one shot,I'd get one...
     
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    I'll let everyone know. Pictures of foaming will follow. Seriously, I would get the shot but I have no insurance and don't have enough to cover it. I feel totally bitchin' though, so no worries! All except for the finger that got bit. Then again, I did miss several fish today that I quickly blamed on my squirrel attack injury.
     
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    When I was a little kid, I cornered a red squirrel in our smokehouse and grabbed him. It bit clean through the meat between my thumb and index finger. I had to shake the little bastard loose too, he was in no hurry to let go. That is one of a few childhood experiences that I remember VERY clearly.
     
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    Kirven, you have the WORST animal luck EVAR!
     
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    :haha: my dad had a cat and when it was young it started out killing bugs, moved up to mice, then rats, then it started stalking the squirrels. one day while we were sitting in the yard talking a squirrel in the tree above us starts barking like crazy. we looked up just in time to see the cat tackle the squirrel out of the tree. they both fell about 25 feet and when they hit the ground the cat killed the squirrel and walked away.
     
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    So does the whores working in the pink poodle in San Jose,Ca. :rotfl:
     

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