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stage fright

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by y5mgisi, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. y5mgisi

    y5mgisi 1 ton status

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    :eek1: :mad: :doah: :confused: Man this sucks no joke dont laugh its not cool. its real startin to piss me off. i mean if im alone anywhere at any time i can pee with the greatest of ease, i dont even think about it and out it goes. The problem comes the second a person gets within audio or visual range. I just cant go. i cant. i dont know why. If im druck its a totally diffrent story, i could pee infron of nicole kiddman. but not sober i cant pee next to anyone then. Its pretty gay. So does anyone know a "cure" to stage fright? It sure would help me out alot. Also Right now i am going through diversion so i need to take random drug tests and i have to pee in a vile with a dude in the room just to watch me pee! Ofcoarse he's not muggin my junk or anything but i just know he there, judging, thinking oh man this guy cant even take a leak. its freakin embarasing to the max. So somebody please help a brother out :(
     
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    thanks... now i have to pee... :doah:
     
  3. MNorby

    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    either drink alot of alchahol all the time or for a more rational idea drink alot of water or something an hour or so before your piss tests. Just an idea.
     
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    I used to have the same problem. Deep breathing, try to pee on the way out on the second or third breath. Just think of the sound of your pittle hitting whatever you're aiming at, and close your eyes, if you feel safe doing so once you've aimed. Sounds dumb, but pretend you're alone, and remember:

    EVERYONE PEES.
     
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    Put your heater on top of the toilet

    JK, I have to have locks because of that
     
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    Then you really wouldn't like this restroom. :haha:

    hello.jpg
     
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    i kinda used to be like that, but we have to do pee test all the time at work, so you have to pee in front of somebody
     

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