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State Mottos

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Skigirl, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. Skigirl

    Skigirl 1/2 ton status

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    Know your State motto

    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.

    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts,Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

    Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandchildren.

    Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey: You Want A F##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer F##$%##! MottoRight here!

    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
    Attorney...

    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania: Our potholes are bigger than your car!

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State

    Texas: Where Men Are Men... And Sheep Are Scared

    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont: Ay, Yep

    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington: We have more rain than you do

    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

    Wyoming: Welcome to Wyoming. Now take a wolf and leave.
     
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  2. MTMike

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    I could have sworn montana's was "Hold my beer and watch this..." :dunno: :D
     
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    and I thought Mississippi's was "If the north is so damn great, why don't you go back!" :saweet:
     
  4. Skigirl

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    MT, actually you may be right about that one! :haha:
     
  5. nvrenuf

    nvrenuf NONE shall pass! Premium Member

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    Alabama has a new one that started last year -

    "Oh goody, here comes another hurricane!" :doah:
     
  6. kyser_soze

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    I don't get the Missouri one
    You'll just have to show me.
     
  7. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Jersey is pretty much right on..... :o
     
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    And I think Wyoming's is "Welcome to Wyoming... now take a wolf and leave" :thinking:
     
  9. Skigirl

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: I think we ought to change Wyoming's... yep. gonna do it. Let's give the sheep one to ... Texas!
     
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    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Ya know AZ has more boats per capita than any state with a seashore :D
     
  11. Drey

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    Id say our Iowa one is dead on :wink1: that or it would be
    "If you dont like the weather wait 5 minutes"
     
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    actually it's

    South Carolina: Remeber The Civil War? Well, We Started That
     
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    North Carolina: Road Construction is Fun!
     
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    Got a couple different ones for PA:

    "Pennsylvania - Our potholes are bigger than your car!"

    "Pennsylvania - 15 years to re-pave a road... And proud of it!"
     
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    Kentucky - Land of beautiful horses and fast women.
     
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    Love the PA ones!
     
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    Taxachussetts....

    Our new "motto" should be "The GAY State"....not "The Bay State".... :surepal: ...I cant get a date here anymore..all the women have girlfriends.. :doah: :eek1: :blush: :tongue1: :dunno: :what:
     
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    Yeah, lesbians are kind of a win/lose situation, fun to watch but unless you are one youll probably never get a piece :doah:
     
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    The sheep are VERY scared here.
     
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    :rotfl:

    NY could also be "We love that everyone hates us."
     

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