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Stomache pain...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 16, 2002.

  1. TopOff

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    A man with stomach pain goes to the doctor. The doctor tells
    him it’s constipation and he’ll have to use suppositories. The
    man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon
    the doctor shoves the tablet up his ass.

    "You’ll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week,"
    says the doctor.

    Later that evening the man is having difficulty inserting
    another suppository and asks his wife for help. He tells her
    what to do, then drops his shorts and bends over. She proceeds
    to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the
    suppository home.

    "Damn!" the man screams.

    "What’s the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?"

    "No," he replies, but I just realized that the doctor had
    both hands on my shoulders."
     
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