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Stoopid yellowjackets....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Sep 21, 2004.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Ya know if you kill 1 or 2 of those things, you release a pheromone that only atract more and eventually the'y try to fly up your shorts so you smack the sh!t outta them and they sting you like 4 times in the leg, man I hate it when that happens...My leg stings.... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gifI think just one sting would have gotten his point across, that he didn't want me killin his lil buddies... /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
  2. surpip

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    those little bastards hurt!! you ever been stung by a scorpion? about 10 times worse!!!
     
  3. k20

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    thats why when u kill one, u get the hell outta dodge.......
     
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    Ya know if you kill 1 or 2 of those things, you release a pheromone that only atract more and eventually the'y try to fly up your shorts so you smack the sh!t outta them and they sting you like 4 times in the leg, man I hate it when that happens...My leg stings.... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gifI think just one sting would have gotten his point across, that he didn't want me killin his lil buddies... /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif

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    Be thankful that you were wearing underwear, getting stung on the dangly bits would have been way worse. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Be thankful that you were wearing underwear,

    [/ QUOTE ] I don't believe I'm familiar with this term... /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gifCaught him before he got that high.. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  6. 84gmcjimmy

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    Ya know if you kill 1 or 2 of those things, you release a pheromone that only atract more and eventually the'y try to fly up your shorts so you smack the sh!t outta them and they sting you like 4 times in the leg, man I hate it when that happens...My leg stings.... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gifI think just one sting would have gotten his point across, that he didn't want me killin his lil buddies... /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif

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    I dont believe I;ve done that before /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  7. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I stomped a bunch more of those fawkers, I wouldn't mind them so much but they gotta get right in your business and if you let em they'd take a hunk out of you... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/hack.gif
     
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    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    This year we never had a problem with any kind of bugs... just those pesky fruit flies /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
     
  9. mofugly13

    mofugly13 1 ton bucket of rust Premium Member

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    My godfather is allergic, and he got stung on the testicle by one /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif To hear my dad tell it, it swelled up like a cantaloupe!
     
  10. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    At least you didn't swat your junk while getting stung... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    Rene
     
  11. thezentree

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    swattin the junk?! OW /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

    /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif *thud*



    i was whitewater rafting with my family a couple years ago, and the water was really low, so we had to go under some branches by the shore to get past some rocks. me, in my usual hurt-myself thinking, decided sitting on the bow of the raft would be fun. so, as we went under some branches, i heard a funny buzzing noise and looked up to see a yellow jacket nest five feet from my head. the raft hit the branch, and those fvckers went berserk. they stung my left right and sideways. my legs got stung so badly that i couldnt walk for 3 days.


    oh man, i wish i could do that one again /forums/images/graemlins/weld.gif
     

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