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Store Signs.....Funny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big83chevy4x4, Feb 20, 2003.

  1. big83chevy4x4

    big83chevy4x4 3/4 ton status

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    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."
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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    At a Proctologist's door
    "To expedite your visit please back in."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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    On an Electrician's truck :
    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Tank heaven for little grills."
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    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
     
  2. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

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    I like this one.

    <font color="red"> "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN" </font>

    This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia.
    You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the
    proprietors simply make their statement . . .
    We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as
    perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
































    A Funeral Home (Who says morticians have no sense of humor?) /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  3. MOABDADC22

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    OOOOps, I see it has already been posted.
     

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