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Story with a moral.....kind of...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Aug 27, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    This is more then likely a REPOST....but i'm not searchin for it. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif


    I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
    encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was
    my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
    beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel
    very uncomfortable.

    One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
    invitations. I went over to the house and upon arrival, she greeted me
    alone, dressed revealingly, smelled fantastic, and when I entered the
    house, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and that she
    had feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome. So
    before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted
    to make love to me just once.

    What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So she
    then said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
    and get me."

    I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
    door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house, there her husband was
    standing just outside the door, and with tears in his eyes hugged me and
    said, "We are so very happy and pleased that you have passed our little
    test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
    to the family."

    Moral of the story:

    Always keep your condoms in your truck...
     
  2. Don

    Don 1/2 ton status

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    Good one! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    you reposted a repost of a Z3PR post...Now thats bad... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Yep.....the joke that wouldn't die
     

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