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story with out a "happy ending"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BranndonC, May 18, 2006.

  1. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    i know its probably a sin to link to pirate, but these stories are funny!

    http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474546

    35% story???

     
  2. MattK

    MattK 1/2 ton status

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    hahahahaha that was great.
     
  3. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    WTF man? I've been ripped off. Everytime I go to the Dr. and someone has to look at or touch my junk it's either an old granny or the Dr. HIMSELF.

    I had to have this barium (or something) injected into my femoral artery when I got shot so they could find the bullet, the Dr. tells me they have to shave my junk into a mohawk and then sends in this old-ass nurse that looks like the "Where's the beef?" lady to shave my goods with her shaky old hands, I was scared sh*tless she would lop off the tip or something.


    I've been hosed I tell ya.
     
  4. Emmettology 101

    Emmettology 101 3/4 ton status

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    LOL, I am suprized he isn't rescheduling for a 2nd opinion. :D
     
  5. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Thats why I shave my balls right there. Its like always wearing clean underwear, you never know when someone gonna have to take a look at your skidmarks. :D
     

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