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STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interjection

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  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Am working on it now

    Stave, Steve, and The Deadman was a prolouge (a louge that lost it's ameture status ?)

    Uncle Matty wrote this gem, and it cracks me up to no end. If RJ got dementedly high on ether and pulled a Fear and Loathing straight into hell. What the hell are Tiger Tails?

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    The sound of ammo belts jingling startles RJ awake. and he finds himself still behind the wheel of the '66 ford Fairlane he'd hidden almost two months ago, for just such an ocassion.
    while taking a quick survey, he instinctivly forces the accelerator down a bit farther, glances to the speedo, sitting just below 130, good for now. He notices the faint glow of the cigareete in his reflection in the window, and gets slightly aroused as he feels the cold, sharp lines of the Colt Python sitting next to him on the seat. He slaps his hand to his crotch, giving himself a good pinch. whincing from the pain, he mutters about not having the time for that now.

    Suddenly Stave sits up in the back seat and spews, "RJ, pull it over I'm starving and I gotta take a leak!" RJ cursing "****! Stave! there's an open package of Tiger tales, under the seat, and a mountain dew in the glove box!" Now "Shut the **** up, allready!" Stave, withdrawing, lay's his head back on the pile of ammo belts and notices the six barrels jutting from under the pile, he trys to get comfortable.

    The deadman sitting hunched over in the passenger side, moans slightly as the car jostles from the tired American pavement, and tries to remove the blood soaked gauze from his side, RJ, almost hissing, say's "No, it's holding the bleeding in!" the Deadman, hysterically! "Are you Fawkin me?!" "I'm oozin every where! [censored]! it was just a nine! RJ say's "calm down before you hurt yourself"

    Later, as they pull into a conveince store on the edge of some little town, Stave jumps up and hobbles, with knuckles draggin, into the store to take a leak. RJ, forcfully jams the fuel nozle into the car, and lights up another smoke, as RJ is replacing the nozle, Stave bolts from the store's door schreeching, "in da ka! in da ka!" trailing him, is the fat sweaty woman from behind the counter. She yells "Steal from me, Ha, monkeyboy!" as she raises a shortbarrel 410 towards Stave.

    Blowing a 2 inch hole in RJ's rear quarter panel, Stave crouched behind the rear tire, suddenly the whole earth was shattered by the deafening roar from the passenger side of the car, the woman jerked violently backwards and fell to the ground, a massive red crater where her face used to be! The deadman collapsed, hanging half out the passenger side front window, his 454 cassul hanging limply in his blood soaked hand. "where did you get that?" said RJ, calmly. RJ just nodded knowingly and said "we better blow!"




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    CIGAREETES ! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  2. unclematty

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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

    I forgot the part about using a tampon to plug the bullet hole in deadman. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

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    "RJ, pull it over I'm starving and I gotta take a leak!"

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    Stave seems more likely to say something like this:

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    "RJ, pull it over I'm hungry and I gotta go potty!"

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    Great story /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

    Uhhh also, the deadman is ME not SLED, sled is wussyman, and I am presently killing him off
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

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    Uhhh also, the deadman is ME not SLED, sled is wussyman, and I am presently killing him off

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    You should introduce uglychevy as a character, just make sure you give him raging multiple personalities. [​IMG]
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

    You're strarring in this one Shaggu

    SHAGGU TAHJAHRO !

    MIGHTY MAN OF GLOVEID FISTS AND EARRING
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

    But I don't have an earring... It came out the same day as the stud in the tongue... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

    SHAGGU TAHJAHRO MIGHTY MAN OF GLOVIED FISTS AND DEFINATELY NO EARRING

    SAVING THE DAY IN THE COOLEST WAY WITH COOKIES AND LEATHER BRIEFCASES FULL OF BANG BANG GOODY DOOGS
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    Bleh got a page and some done but I'm tired after 10+ hours cooking so I'mm go to bed.

    Here's a taste, should be done tomorrow

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    Joe looked out the window “Stave, are you done going potty poo yet?”
    “Don’t look!” Said Stave who was crouched down in the tall grass. He had an odd little hat that Joe claimed Hitler once wore “before I stole it from him and kicked him in the head an made out with his girly.” A matching coat was folded and in the truck, which Joe claimed was a movie prop “that I stole from the set when they wouldn’t take my weapon counsel to heart.”
    Stave, apparently done, clambered back up the grass to the hill, looking very simian in a green tshirt and black jeans.
    RJ opened the passenger door and greeted him with a “Don’t you dare fling poo!” Stave smiled and slid into the passenger seat, moving Joe’s massive seven pound 13mm revolver over to the center console, which had a holster for it. The gun made a hollow thump as it slid home. Stave fidgeted a bit, and then settled comfortably.


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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    haha I cant wait to hear more of it /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    hey RJ! where's the story??? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    Keep it up man. I need something to occupy my time in this boring city known as viva las vegas /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    Bughhhh Just got home.... I HATE SPEED COOKING!

    Starting writing again now
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    writw write writeQ!
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    Too sleepy, it's gonna be big though, sometime tomorrow evening I'll post

    If anyone wants to take a crack at raping my characters and thier universe like unclematty, feel free, but PM me, dont post it
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    aaah... the suspense carries on... another day I have to wait /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads - Uncle Mattys Interject

    Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

























    MOMMA!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOO OOOOH A OOOOOOOH !


    Any way the wind blows....








    "Stave rose in the shadows of the building. His eyes were glowing and his hands were locked into claws. He WAS going to find his marbles!"

    You're such a funny character Staveo
     
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    lmao marbles! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: STORYTIME - Unit Seven: Interconnected Threads Part 001

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    You should introduce uglychevy as a character, just make sure you give him raging multiple personalities.

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    Going to need Uglychevies permission to turn him into a cranky old man who is sitting on the front porch of a roadside gas station and who beats the [censored] out of RJ and is only staved from getting shot full of holes by Stave dragging RJ away.
     

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