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Storytime !!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Haven't done one of these in a while,,,

    I'll start,,,



    The day started just like any other day,,shower,****,and shave,,,kissed the
    sexually satisfied wife goodbye ,,and was just about ready to head to work when there was a knock at the door. I thought , 5 am, Hmmmm,,who could it be ?

    I opened the door and there stood....
     
  2. Jagged

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    A flaming brown bag.
     
  3. wasted wages

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    So I slammed the dor and cursed Jagged for his feeble attempt to kill the story and then...
     
  4. fabjunkie

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    the doorbell rang. I opened the door back up to catch that little bastard when to my suprise.....
     
  5. BoondocK5

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    There stood Paul, smiling, with two bottles of kalua and liter of absolut.
     
  6. SkulzNBonz

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    in nothing but a thong and steel toe boots
     
  7. gjk5

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    which is the traditional Canuckstanian drinking and peepee smacking costume.
     
  8. TSGB

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    Picture story?

    Can Can Tigger.jpg

    Can Can Tigger.jpg
     
  9. Cricket

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    Lo and behold Spidey began to mumble something outrageous so I picked up my fetzer bottle and........
     

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