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Stupid birds.

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by Clod_King, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. Clod_King

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    The main reason why I hate birds.

    I had just painted my BRAND NEW fender white, and some bird crapped right on it while the paint the paint was drying.... And it must of been in the air too because the poop exploded all over....

    And another bird, obviously a sloppy eater, dropped half of a worm onto my newly paint front grille. The thing bled all over the grille, and had to sand it down, and repaint it.

    I don't have a picture of the the worm, but got one of the poop...

    (sorry for the black and white... I don't know what happened there..)
     
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    suck! time to invest in a shotgun....
     
  3. Clod_King

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    HAHAHA.

    Yeah, I got a pellet gun, but I gotta get something that'll make the birds explode....
     
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    Alka Seltzer to the Rescue!
     
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    The summer we painted my buddys 79 F150 we started workin on the birds about 2-3 months prior to painting. Course he lived out in the country so SKS, .22, 12 gauge...everything was permissable. After about a month and a half you never saw a bird around that farm.



    God pretty bad one day we were so far out of shells all Jim had was high dollar turkey loads...:doah:








    And dont feel to bad, when My dad and I painted my truck a bunch of flys kept landing on the wet paint.

    never touched the primer but they loved the color:crazy:
     
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    i think that would make a bit more of a mess than the sh!t bombs... yuk...
     
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    I know Pepto Bismal, and bread works well.......

    Yeah, if I live out in the counrty I would've had my bird problem fixed a while ago....

    And yeah shore flys kept on landing on the paint. I had to sand their guts off of the work peice in question.

    But over all I got everything looking really nice. I got my new rockers all painted too. I love it when the finished product doesn't look half-a$$ed.
     
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    Where did you buy your new fenders?
     
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    Hey chris just saying hi im sorry to hear about your bird droppings. I hope you dont feel bad I really came over to your house and shat on your panel. It was great... Signed,
    The seagull mastermind
    4/22/2007
     

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