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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Dec 9, 2002.

  1. Muddytazz

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    Why is it when a cat wants some attention, they always through their a$$ in your face? /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    Slut-kittys !!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif It has to do with nature. Something about the sent and that's how cats tell eachother apart aswell as moods. Both dogs and cats are some ass-snifing mofo's.
     
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    only if my girlfriend could take a hint and act like that! /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gifj/k
     
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    Normally I'm a quiet guy, not much gets me going... but cats is one of them. Therefore... a true story concerning the CAT my wife got when we got married. This CAT had to go everywhere we went for the first year we had it according to wife. This one occasionwe were on the way to the inlaws, CAT was feeling axoius about the trip or maybe just trying to kill us, anyway it kept moving about the inside of the car, on the dash, in my lap, on my neck, in my face etc. Every stoplight wife would attempt to hold the CAT on her lap which only made CAT crazier. CAT finally ended up on the rear shelf under the rear window of our 1 year old Cutlas Supreme Brougham meowing plaintively. Things were fine for about 1 minute, then a unbelievable stench filled the car. Yes.. CAT had left a steaming pile on the shelf, and was sitting next to it GRINNING AT ME!!. I hit the brakes, grabbed CAT and keys and proceeded to stuff him in the trunk. Rest of the trip was made in stony silence with windows open. That was year 1 with CAT, and the miserable THING lived with us for another 16 years
     
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    , then a unbelievable stench filled the car. Yes.. CAT had left a steaming pile on the shelf, and was sitting next to it GRINNING AT ME!!.

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    This summer my friend came out to my house and left the window down on his truck. He had a loaf of bread sitting on the seat and while he was in my house one of the cats got into the bread and pissed on his seat. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif It took him a couple weeks to get the smell out.
     
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    Cats and birds are useless animals that prey on us poor human beings for a life of ease.... Dogs on the other hand look to be worth something when they are with you. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    I like the hairless kittys!!!
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif or atleast mohawked /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    That works /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    That cat looks PISSED /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gifOFF!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Hairless, yea, thats a mental image that can go two ways. Also, same CAT, I drew big Groucho Marx eyebrows on the critter with a laundry marker... CAT actually looked cool till it wore off. WIFE was not amused, I always liked the look /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    dude, it has kitty boobies /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif and it definetly needs a kitty bra, or a .errrrrr....something /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif ****, thats just wrong and im LEAVING NOW /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    <font color="green"> How about a kitty bikini?

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    that is just wrong! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif


    kelly
     
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    How about choppin some nipple rings.....?
     

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