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stupid english teachers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NEK5, May 17, 2006.

  1. NEK5

    NEK5 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    today we had to give my english teacher 2 topics to write a paper about so i gave her two; the history of the blazer and chrones disease.....when she told me that the history of the blazer wasnt important it almost brought a tear to my eye:o:D

    FIXED IT FOR YA
     
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    tell her you know 10,000+ people who say otherwise.
     
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    I did a paper once on "The Positive Effects of Famine" for a particulally liberal professor.....
     
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    she must be bad if she can't teach you right from rong...
     
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    You may be right if your teacher could not teach you how to write.
     
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    I believe that its more about the composition rather than the content, as well as my old comp teacher.
     
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    sorry i get a bit lazy while typing on here...i fixed it for ya
     
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    LOL:haha:

    I enjoyed writing papers about gun control because it seemed to irritate most teachers, I still do in fact, and for the same reason.
     
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    X2 and cbbr thats just funny, one of the best essays I ever read was in McSweeney's, entitled "The Implausibility of the Trash Compactor on the Deathstar" I couldn't find the exact issue but check some of these out if you want http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/16aldridge.html
     
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    I would have changed the other subject to something along the lines of (if she was a hot teacher...) "teachers and students: sex behind classroom doors", or (if she is a fugly old bag...) "murder in the classroom: when a student and teacher cannot cooperate".
    Maybe then she would have changed her mind and let you do the paper on Blazers. :bow: :haha:
     
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    I used to use the "armed citizen" columns from my NRA magazines as the basis for my ethics class discussion papers..

    leading off the paper with " there is a clear moral basis for granny to unload her 45 into a crackhead crawling through her milkchute" was a guaranteed attention - getter.

    At the end of the semester, my professor told me that I caused him to rethink his stance on gun control, and the democratic party.

    Tom
     

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