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STUPID GIRLS WHO DRIVE...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigBurban350, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. BigBurban350

    BigBurban350 1/2 ton status

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    Stupid girls who drive want to kill you or themselves.

    My buddies and I left a fireworks extravaganza and were cruising down the road in a train of 4 cars. I was the 2nd car in line. We left the stop light accelerating at a normal rate up to speed. There was traffic on the other side stopped. Then I see the front end of an escort creep out, the lead car then does a panic swerve around the car almost on two wheels as I locked up the brakes cause I didnt know who was next to me so I wasnt gonna swerve. As im screeching to a stop they pull out even more, I guess to see who was gonna waste them. I stopped about 2 ft no joke in front of them.

    I was more worried about the honda sandwich I thought was coming, with me as the main ingredient. My buddies girlfriend driving in 4th spot rearended the 3rd car. OMG when we got back to my buddies house, she was like the devil screaming her guts out about us being idiots for screwing around and pissed off at her boyfriend who was riding passenger in her car.

    She then left us all and drove away and my buddy(boyfriend) had to calm her over reacting psycho ass telling her this b*tch cut us off.

    All I know, I wish I had my Suburban that night, because i would have hit them on purpose or not.

    Another quick story arises /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif, this dumbass in his escort was merging into my lane and didnt check his mirror I suppose. I was cruising at 55 and once again I wasnt gonna swerve, so I clipped him /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif. Call me an [naughty word] but I did it on purpose. I turned around fearing a hit and run, he had it parked at pizza hut. I get out to see his left front fender wasted, and him walking back from the road with his mangled hubcap /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif. He said sorry and it was his fault, and it was.
     
  2. landsmasher

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    It aint just the women dood... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    Sure it is... and they have lower insurance rates. What a load of [naughty word]. Almost every girl I know, with the exception of maybe 1 or 2 either thinks they own the road in their durango or eclipse, or are super hesitant and timid driving their honda civics with the pink fuzz around the wheel and "princess" vanity plates /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    Personally,I think idiot/unsafe/radical drivers are usually the people with a low level of maturity.
    Male or female. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    pink fuzz around the wheel and "princess" vanity plates

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    hey i know her!!!!
     
  6. laketex

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    it's called defensive driving...maybe you should take a class. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    yea right... next person who takes a fast & risky left turn in front of my ass will be doing 5mph in their wheel chair when they recover from the ass crushing ill be doing /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Sure it is... and they have lower insurance rates. What a load of [naughty word].

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    I imagine you've done more research than the insurance companies./forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif I don't recall ever seeing girls destoying tires in the high school parking lot. Everytime I've witnessed a race down a road its two males driving. Everytime you see that people were killed drag racing in the street it was two male drivers. Please think before you spit bs out your ass.
     
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    uh oh... here it comes...

    My mother, reigning destruction derby champion, has on more than 1 occassion left flames on piles of rubber behind her old caddy, in the middle of the street. "Because I can, and that bitch across the street in her Honda cant and it pisses her off". She is also known as "the opossum hunter" and has more than once left the road at an accelerated rate of speed to kill an opossum that had run into the ditch.

    My Sister (Now 32 - owned cars since she was 16) has never owned a car for more than 2 years, and never owned one she hasnt been at fault in an accident in.

    My Grandmother (Now 87 - Driving for decades) got a ticket LAST MONTH for wreckless endangerment driving her MOTORHOME at 95mph through the desert on her way to Arizona. Had her license revoked because it was the 3rd infraction in 6 months... The other two were also speeding - in her RAV4.

    Dad - 1 ticket in 35 years - 5mph over the speed limit in Beaverton trying to get my sorry a$$ to little leage picture day.

    Me - 1 ticket in 24 years - dropped in court. I swerved to miss a d!ckhead skateboarder jumping off a curb and the cop thought I was just driving in oncoming traffic for my health.

    Grandfather - never had a license... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    So, yeah, the insurance companies may have done more research than me, and I may be spewing bs out my a$$ but I know this... if a 30y/o female with 15 accidents involving other vehicles (all her fault) pays LESS than a 30y/o male with 0 accidents and 1 dropped ticket something is VERY wrong. So, argue the simantics bullsh!t all you want that the numbers are based on careful research blah blah blah... Right is right and insurance companies seem to fall into the shady side of the business world. Tell me one person that is genuinely happy about the amount they pay and that has gotten 75% of the money they have paid in over the course of thier life back out... never gonna happen.

    but I agree... It aint just the girls. I admit to having actually left the ground in more than one vehicle while driving on a DOT maintained road... just never been caught. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    My first post was extreme, but it was to make the point this thread is ridiculous. Obviously there are crazy women drivers, statistically they are clearly outnumbered or insurance wouldn't be the way it is. Insurance is a statistical game, a few are gonna get screwed in the process. I apologize for being a butt in my first post, but let's not bash the ladies, I love 'em! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    You living nearby Sac, the ricer capital on CA it seems anymore, I know exactly what you mean. On my way tonight to Folsom (house sitting) two guys flew past me on Hwy 50 going over 100mph racing. I saw one later on stopped by two cops cars. Guess he was busted.... seems I excounter lots of airhead chicks driving, and lots of men who are aggresive.... both suck...
     
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    men and women seem to have different types of accidents. From what I have observed, men usually get into accidents where they lose control of the vehicle, and women usually have control of the vehicle when they get into an accident. I just use me and my friend as examples. We both got into accidents where we lost control of the vehicle, me when I hit a patch of gravel, him in the rain. My friends girlfriend constantly gets into accidents where she follows too close, doesn't check her mirrors, etc. Men are faster drivers, and they do get into more wrecks, but in my opinion women are worse at normal speed driving. My mom loves to drive with me, and she refuses to drive with my sister. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong, but that's just how I see things.
     
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    i think the better driver is the one who takes what they are doing most seriously.. dont matter if its a chik or a guy. Its so dumb that people freak when they see something like a gun and yet they will drive to work with a cup of coffee in one hand, a cell in the other, the newspaper over the steering wheel and a dvd playing on their in-car a/v system all the while steering by steadying the wheel with their knees. People need to wake up and realize that driving is dangerous as [naughty word], unless you have a VERY dangerous job, its the most dangerous thing most of us will ever do. I love doing it, but WAY to many people (ie 99%, literally) just dont take it seriously enuff. my traffic safety teacher really locked us on to this stuff back in the day... he didnt need to show us any bloody wreck videos... he just told us the story about his wife falling asleep at the wheel of her accord... whereupon she swerved across the center line and met a suburban going the other way.... both vehicles going over 70mph in opposite directions. naturally she was not just killed but mutilated all to hell. bad baaad times.

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    Yeah that's real cool. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Ever made a mistake before??? Ever forgotten to put on your blinker? Ever not come to a complete stop at a light? Ever broken the speed limit? I'm sure you're no angel either. So with this in mind, if someone turns in front of you and you can avoid the accident happening, but dont, then you're a very immature [naughty word] that will probably go to jail. That thought withstanding, would you like to be responsible for injuring or even killing someone? Hell, it was their fault that started it, but it was you that completed the accident and that makes you just as guilty if not more so than them. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    And another thing, watch out for motorcycles on the road. We had 7 riders die this last week in 4 seperate crashes, and 3 of them involved cars making a left turn into them. NOT COOL!!! Be careful out there!
     
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    Please think before you spit bs out your ass

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    LoL, You guys... dont take everything so damn serious will yall? Chill out, smoke some weed or something...but don't drive or operate heavy machinary afterwards... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Geez.
     
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    Landmasher, you are correct with your statement about it not just being girls, but....

    the post says stupid GIRLS who drive.

    If you want to start a stupid guys who drive, this would be the right place to post.
    And there would be plenty of examples to go along with it. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Sorry, I dont smoke. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    Me neither.
     
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    I cant stand to ride in a vehicle with my wife. She constantly rolls through stop signs, never checks her blind spots, has to be reminded like a child to buckle up, and never ever thinks ahead. If she needs to make a left turn and she is in the right lane, she waits until the last minute to do so. She only uses her mirrors to check if the lane she wants to move to is clear. I can't tell you how many times she has taken defensive driving for tickets. But I do have to say this, she has only had 1 speeding ticket in her life. To many others to count though /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Oh and she is absolutely the worst person I have ever met at understanding directions. She still asks me how to get home sometimes. We have lived there for 2 months /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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